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Are you a bad influence?

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.

Rules
*Total the number of things in each list you've done.
*No need to say which ones.
*If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.

1. Smoked
2. Consumed alcohol
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. Kissed someone of the same sex
6. Had sex
7. Had someone in your room other than family
8. Watched porn
9. Bought porn
10. Done drugs
TOTAL: 1

1. Taken painkillers
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. Lied to your parents
4. Lied to a friend
5. Snuck out of the house
6. Done something illegal
7. Cut yourself
8. Hurt someone
9. Wished someone to die
10. Seen someone die
TOTAL: 5

1. Missed curfew
2. Stayed out all night
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. Been to a therapist
5. Been to rehab
6. Dyed your hair
7. Received a ticket
8. Been in an accident
9. Been to a club
10. Been to a bar
TOTAL: 0

1. Been to a wild party
2. Seen the Mardi Gras
3. Drank more than four beers in a night
4. Had a spring break in Florida
5. Sniffed anything
6. Wore black nail polish
7. Wore arm bands
8. Wore t-shirts with band names
9. Listened to rap
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 0

1. Dressed gothic
2. Dressed prep
3. Dressed punk
4. Dressed grunge
5. Stole something
6. Been too drunk to remember anything
7. Blacked out
8. Fainted
9. Had a crush on a neighbor
10. Had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 1

1. Snuck into someone else's room
2. Had a crush on your best friend
3. Been to a concert
4. Dry-humped someone
5. Been called a slut
6. Called someone a slut
7. Installed speakers in your car
8. Broken a mirror
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 1

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. Been an R-rated movie in theater
3. Cruised the mall
4. Skipped school
5. Had surgery
6. Had an injury
7. Gone to court
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
9. Caught something on fire
10. Lied about your age
TOTAL: 2

1. Owned/rented an apartment
2. Broke the law in the police's presence
3. Cheated on someone
4. Got in trouble with the police
5. Talked to a stranger
6. Hugged a stranger
7. Kissed a stranger
8. Rode in the car with a stranger
9. Been harassed
10. Been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 1

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight
5. Been to a fair
6. Been called a bad influence
7. Drink and drive
8. Prank-called someone
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. Cheated on a test
TOTAL: 2

GRAND TOTAL: 13 XD I have no life then. I guess that's partially correct.



Now for the stupidity quiz..
the STUPID QUIZ

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

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[] You have ran into a tree (so many trees its not even funny)

[] you have tried to lick your elbow

[] You just tried to lick your elbow

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 4

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[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[] Your hair is/was blonde.

[] People have called you slow or special.

So far: 4

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[] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.

[] You’ve fallen asleep in class

[] If someone says “fart” you laugh.

So far: 5

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[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[] People have shook their heads and walked away from you

[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 8

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[] You have eaten a bug.

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

So far: 10

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[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

[] You break a lot of things.

So far: 10

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[] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 11

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[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (I do that like every night!)

[x] The word “umm” is used many times a day.

So far: 13


Total: 13/36 WHY 13 AGAIN??

I am 36% stupid.